Where In the World Is Bates?

Goodbye Daddy Bates, Hello Crazy Canadian
Once again I've been set free upon the world!
How good it feels to walk amongst strangers!
To wander villages, towns and super cities aimlessly!
To dance like knowbody I acutally know is watching...
And free to get as fat as I can with the best food in the world!
(sorry ladies I'm not gunna return to pretty)

I have been reminded once again how lucky we are to be living where we do!
What we lack in some areas we sure make up for in others!
Next plan, bring a little more of europe into our canadian lifes!

Can't wait to see you all again!

Bates...."Oh fuck Bates"