Kelsey Keith
Nickname: Smelsey, Kelse, Keithy George, Kelsey Fiona, Kiki the nudity technician.
Time of occupancy: March 2006 - Present
Quotes: "Sky rockets in flight, afternoon delight."
"He's not my boyfriend"
Hometown: Calgary, Alberta
Kelsey Keith, bane of Spiders and purveyor of punk. A rockstar who manages to party despite rigourous scholastic endeavours. Tipped to become a future Record label owner.