Darcie Tucker Mother Fucker
Time of Occupancy: October 2006 - Present
a friend of the house in the past, she had to get her fill of the bates experience.
Known for her deliteful pointy dance, this sausy lady is a killer out on the town.
A laugher, a lover of Auzzies, and the owner of a complete IKEA bedroom collection.

Crystal Weaver
Nickname: The Dark Crystal, The Beav, Dream Weaver
Time of Occupancy: August 2006 - Present
Crystal's fucking past is filled with many fucking highs, real fucking high... fuck I'm high.
Hometown: Drunken Duncan, BC
Room Number: 666

Kelsey Keith
Nickname: Smelsey, Kelse, Keithy George, Kelsey Fiona, Kiki the nudity technician.
Time of occupancy: March 2006 - Present
Quotes: "Sky rockets in flight, afternoon delight."
"He's not my boyfriend"
Hometown: Calgary, Alberta
Kelsey Keith, bane of Spiders and purveyor of punk. A rockstar who manages to party despite rigourous scholastic endeavours. Tipped to become a future Record label owner.

Paul Kaczykowski
Nicknames: Paulo, Pauly, The underwear chef, Moonwalker
Time of Occupancy: August 06 - October 06
Hometown: Coolum, Australia
Room Number: Crazy 8
Paulo's mysterious past has given him the skills in life to impress a crowd. Multiple styles of dance and arobics mastered, this man brings the Coolum flavour to any event. *

Adam Clarke
Nickname: Clarkey, Clarkson, Clarkster etc, Adam, 'Oi you!'
Time of occupancy: June 2006 - Oct 06.
Quotes: "Looks like Keithie's done herself a mischief."
"Well then, looks like everyone's kicked a goal."
Hometown: Coffs Harbour, Australia
Often seen mixing drinks, (occasionally for customers)Clarkey`s known for his white hot wit and is probably better at trivia than Conor. Has been known to wreak havoc on unsuspecting hosts during random trips.

Amy Schultz
Nicknames: Ames, Schultzy, Amester, Ozzie, Ame-atron
Time of occupancy: June 06 - Sept 06
Hometown: Adelaide, South Australia
Room Number: Closet
Amy, Amy, be my Aussie baby. Not just a beautiful exterior, this firey Southener posseses the mistic Adelaidian powers of mindreading, teleportation and drink mixing.

Dan Linsell
Nicknames: Aussie Dan, Maverick, Wanker
From: Newcastle, Australia
Time of Occupation: December 05 - April 06, August 06- September 06
Quotes: "Fire up" "Oi Bates Oi, Oi" "Batesy don't hurt me no more."
After rising to the supreme heights of aerial acrobatics, this topgun gave it all away for a peaceful life touring in his van with his soulmate Desmond and wreaking havoc at the Bates Motel. Rumor has it he is now in Central America training the Mexican airforce

Alex Mainguy
Nicknames: le mainguy, the main guy
Time of Occupancy: June 2006 - September 2006
Quote: "No, No we don't say this 'comme ci comme ca.' It's like gay."
The leader of the french revolution at The Motel Bates, the main guy and Marie put the Bec in Canstraliabec. When he wasn't skatin he was throwing dead beer cans. He flattened the yard good.

Marie
Nicknames: Alex's Better Half, Frenchie, Cheri, Stylemaster
Time of Occupancy: May 2006 - September 2006
Quote: "hahhhh hahhhh." "Extremely extremely difficult."
Sponsored by Burton, Volcom, DC and a sleuth more, keep an eye out for this one shredding the slopes near Nelson.

Rivkah Sherman
Occu: December 2005-May 2006
Aries. Rivkah means captivating. Hometown: Ottawa,Ontario. DOB 30/03/87. Nickmanes: SHERMAN, Rivy Baby, SHERMANATOR. Quote: MmmmmmMNMMMmmm (that's me humming). Student UBCO --> Cultural studies. Studying Spanish French, and Men Of the World. Drinker, Toker, Midnight Smoker. 34B. One wish: would be to fall in love with the world. Fav colour: blue. "If you know exactly what you're going to do, then what's the point of doing it?" -Pablo Picasso. "I want to know what sustains you when all else falls away". "Everyone knows that life can be wonderful". Attention is a tension. And I want it.

Matty Lewis
Nickname: Little Matty
Time of occupancy: April 05 - September 05
From: Western Supermare, UK
A whinging pommie geezer who was known for being loud, crude and partying into the wee hours of the morning!

Matty Keiser
Nickname: Big Matty
From: Sunshine Coast, Australia
Quote: "Just Chhhiiiling"
Time of occupany: April 05 - October 05
Matty was the quintisential larger than life Aussie larikin. *

Ashley
Nickname: Smashly, Smash-can, Smasher
From: Calgary
Time of occupancy: September 04 - September 05
Passions include Volleyball, partying and chilling on the beach. Always a smiling face!

Josh
Nickname: Josh
Time of occupation: August 05 - December 05
From: Vernon
Quote: "fuckers, sluts"
A movie-aholic and Arbys junkie! Always keen to party hard!

Graham
Nickname: Ice Man
Time of occupancy: August 05 - December 05
From: Manitoba
Softly spoken, lady killer and as cool as ice.

Brittany
Nickname: Britt, B
Time of occupation: September 04 - September 05
From: Calgary

Dan Scott
Nickname: Canadian Dan, Johnny Cock.
Time Of occupancy: December 05 to July 06
From: Armstrong

Myriah Michaux

Nicko

Steve
Time of Occupancy: October 2006 - Present
Room: Love Cave
Steve can be heard houling in the night to a full moon after a long shift in the Suck Truck. Nobody knows the extent of Steve's nightly werewolf transformation except Steve's betroved: Zoe. Zo, as Steve calls her, also has a mysterious nightlife, when glasses removed, she performs a Clark Kent transformation into Kelowna's own super crime stopper.
Or maybe these illusid events are all just dressup fantacys that occur nightly in the Love Cave. You be the judge! *

Zoe
Time of Occupancy: October 2006 - Present
Room: Love Cave
Flowers and sunshine my ass, Zoe is from Surrey, nuff said. *

Cuba
Time of Occupancy: October 2006 - Present
Hometown: Delian, China
Economics student at UBC-O
At first shrouded in a shield of mystery in the "Where's Cuba" days, now this fashionable young professional has emerged a social icon in the Motel. Watch out for his charm ladies, you'll be swept off your feet!