Darren Bates
Nicknames: Masterbates, Batesey, Herr Duct Doctor.
From: Kelowna
Time of Occupancy: Forever and ever
Hometown: Born in the house
Quote: "Thankyou for calling Duct Doctor"
This debonaire entrepreneur had a dream... this dream would become the Motel Bates. Constantly working to the limit, when he`s not sucking professionally, he`s designing the next addition to the castle. Somehow finding more than 24 hours in a day he can also party harder than the best of them. *

Kelly Badger
Nickname: Badger, Bad ass Badge, Smelly.
Time of Occupancy: November 05 - Present
Quote: "MAAAAAACK!"
Hometown: Calgary, Alberta.
Designer, Seamstress, Hairdresser, Bike Repairer, Cook, Second in Command (Next to Master Bates)
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Conor Mack
Nicknames: Mack, Conman, Conaire, Mac 3000, El Fuego Loco, soft.
Time of Occupancy: December 2005 - Present.
Quote: "Badger!"
Hometown: Calgary, Alberta
The self-confessed king of trivia and owner of an inordinate music collection, if he`s not ripping on the infestation of Aussies, he`s creating a musical storm in the band room. It has been alleged that without his better-half Badger, El Fuego Loco would be lost cagefighting in Mexico. *

Brad Looyen
Nicknames: Five chunk, Braddlesnake, Radley, Cheffy, Iron Chef, B-Rad, Drill Sargaent
Time of Occupancy: February 06 - Present
Quote: "Yarrrrr"
One of the bastions of the Bates Motel, Brad has been known to be a devastating BBQ chef, guitar extraordinaire and Captain of the drinking team. A man who knows something about everything.

Andrew Lepper
Nickname: Drew, Downhill Demon, Lepper
Time of Occupancy: July 2006 - Present
The longboard legend himself... living, loving, and longboarding. Akin to all board sports, a natural at travelling sideways.
Quote: "I hate trucks", "Wireless all the way"
Room Number: 007
Hometown: Vancouver, BC
Sign: Gemini

Sarah Buckler
Nickname: Buck Wild, The Dirty Leafer, Fuckin Hippie
Time of Occupancy: Sept 2006 - Present
Quote: "Is anybody feeling a wee bit pluckish?", "I'm not a fuckin Hippie!"
Hometown: Unionville (kinda near Toronto), ON
Room Number: 9

Nicole Jackson
Nickname: Jacko, Miss Jackson, Scooter, Houdini
Time of occupancy: January 06 - Present
Quote: "Who is your Daddy and what does he do?"
Hometown: Cranbrook
Room Number: 3
Too damn peppy, Jacko rarely travels without a smile. Clinching the title of first female roof jump, Action Jackson pushes things to the extreme. Has a knack of eliciting from foreigners humiliating attempts at american accents. *